Primary School Joke

January 21, 2008 at 1:30 pm (Jokes)

I learnt of this joke through my friends in primary school. I can’t exactly remember the sequence or the details of the joke. But I re-created something that’s more or less similar to the original one. I have to warn you though. The joke contains a lot of profanities!

One day Kid A played a game of badminton with Kid B. Kid B lost and he cursed, “Butoh!” (Malay slang for dick).

Kid A asked, “What does Butoh means?”.

To which Kid B replied, “Ask you mother”.

Kid A got home and asked his mum.

Shocked, the mother replied, “Butoh means… Grandfather”.

The next day, Kid A played another game with Kid B. Kid B lost again and shouted, “CHEEBYE!”. (Hokkien for vagina).

Kid A asked, “What does cheebye mean?”

Kid B replied, “Ask your mother”.

Kid A went home and asked his mum. To which she replied, “Cheebye means…. Aunty”.

Again, the day after, Kid A played a game with with Kid B. Kid B lost, and cursed, “Puki mak!” (Malay for your mother’s pussy).

Again, Kid A asked, “What does puki means?”

To which Kid B replied, “Ask you mother”.

Kid A went home and asked his mother. She replied, “Puki means…. baju” (Baju is Malay for clothes).

One fine day, Kid A’s grandfather visited together with his aunt. He excitedly informed his mother, “Mak mak! Butoh datang bawak Cheebye!” [“Mother mother! Dick (grandfather) came with Vagina (aunty)”.]

Grandfather was so shocked he asked him, “Where’s your mother?”

Kid A replied, “Mak kat toilet cuci puki”. [“Mother is in toilet washing pussy (baju)”.]